How to Woo the Undead
Published: 06/26/2026
Genre: Monster Gothic Romance
Tags: Found Family, DnD-like magic system, they're both undead, He likes being told what to do, he cums in his pants while eating her, she's confident in what she wants, uses plants as restraints, Plus size FMC, AuDHD rep (FMC), Plus Size MMC, Depression Rep (MMC), Sweet Himbo x Bubbly & Literal, Protective MMC, Feral FMC, She saves him then He saves her,
Warnings: Graphic on page murder, body horror, Monster horror, bugs, worms, murder, blood, gore, sacrificial gore, implied vore (Not by main characters), PTSD, undead, Suicidal Ideations, depression, NPC Suicide, Religious Trauma,
A B O U T
Austin Rosemont has been undead for so many years. As Lord Sebastian Rosemont's first creation, he is the blueprint. The protector, the lab assistant, and up until recently, the ray of sunshine. It's become apparent to his loved ones that he's grown distant but Austin doesn't know how to shake this hollow feeling in his chest. Which is entirely why his creator decides to take matters into his own hands, quite literally.
When the pair come across a freshly murdered woman in the woods, having scared off her killers, it truly would be a waste to leave such fine clay in the woods to rot! They bring home the pretty, albeit dead, Fae woman and stitch her back together. Hyacinth awakens and she's extremely curious about shy Austin, who is afraid for her to see his face. Despite his desire to be kept in the shadows, she can't help but feel lured in by his sweet nature, his comforting presence, and the fact he knows what it's like to be made.
There is something terribly, terribly wrong with the woods. Righteous cleric's threatening to cleanse Rosemont Manor, a murderer on the loose in King's Fall, and the woman in all red who haunts Hycainth, danger lurks around every corner. But could there be love there as well? Can Austin teach her what it means to follow her heart, even if it's stopped beating?
The thrilling third installment in The Rosemont Manor Series, How to Woo the Undead invites readers back for another spooky, smutty tale. Fans of The Addams Family, The Grudge, and Crimson Peak will devour this delicious Gothic Monster Romance