How to Seduce a Slender
Published: 06/03/2025
Genre: Gothic Monster Romance
Tags: bondage, soft dom x cheeky brat sub, spanking, “count them out loud”, eat her like it’s his last meal, two peens, double penetration, he’s a fucking vibrator, touch her and die, slender being a creepy-noodle, pining forest, plus size romance
Warnings: murder (on page), blood, major character death, gore, body horror, eldritch horror, cosmic horror, Lovecraftian horror, vomiting, bugs/slugs, necromancy, discussions of past trauma, discussions of past abuse, discussions of body autonomy, restraints, amnesia, illness, loss and grief, parent death (of page), somnophilia, dub-con, primal play, fear play,
A B O U T
Melody Deathless is in trouble. Having spent her life with no memory of the day her brother disappeared, she's used to a merciless world that doesn't care for poor little orphan werewolves. The only exception being this waitress's most peculiar regular, Smith Rosemont, a lawyer for the lich in the woods. For the last three years, like clock-work, he's sat in her section just to order pancakes and talk. After being chased out of the city by eldritch beasts with no memory of who wants her dead, Smith's also the only witness. The Slenderman takes her to the safest place he can think of, Rosemont Manor.
Nestled in the Haunted Forest outside King's Fall, the pair try to unravel the plot to kill Melody. Smith will have to use all his wisdom to unmask who is pulling the puppet strings. There is more bloody history at Rosemont Manor than anyone realized as the past that Smith kept locked away comes bubbling up to the surface. Melody will have to accept that she's found herself in the middle of a vicious game of cat and mouse.
When Melody's life hangs in the balance, Smith will stop at nothing to keep her safe. Including face the very mistake that started it all, the one that took him from his home in The Endless Woods and landed him in a contract with Sebastian Rosemont. Who better to find the heart he left behind, than a little lost werewolf?
A sequel to How to Marry a Lich, HtSaS welcomes back readers to Rosemont Manor. Fans of The Addams Family, Van Helsing, and Bram Stoker will go feral for this scrumptious Gothic Monster Romance.